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Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Soul Blazer

Playable and fun, but I'm not quite sure why.

Hearthstone Revisited

There's always time for Hearthstone.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

This game is a cut above lol lol lol

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Boppin'

It's like Bop It, except for that it has no qualities in common

Who wants an update?

Howdy folks.  If you read my Socket review you'll know that I was flying across the country recently.  Gravity Zombie has basically been working 30 hours a day for some reason but he assures me that's over now.  The content will flow.

I'm in the middle of playing the hell out of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and definitely plan on reviewing it.  I want to finish the game before I do, though, because there are some major gripes I have that may or may not be assuaged in some sort of New Game+ mode or something.  I'll try to get it finished in the next couple days.  Even if I don't I'll go ahead and review something today or tomorrow anyway.

Until then, buy MGR.  Even if the flaws come to pass it's still one of the best games I've played in several years.  I enjoy a slice.

Socket

Sock it to me joke goes here

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Fatal Labyrinth

Playin' some Fatal Labby on the Sega Genny

Friday, January 17, 2014

Hearthstone

The oldest game in the world gets an exceedingly well done copy

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Treasure Master

One bad dude's one bad game

Ghoul Patrol

Zombies Ate My Neighbors on ice

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Puzzle Quest: Galactrix

More like Luck Quest: Galucktrix

Monday, January 13, 2014

Sunday, January 12, 2014

No One Can Stop Mr. Domino

TRY AND YOU SHALL BE CRUSHED LIKE THE REST

Saturday, January 11, 2014

E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy

You've gained Brouzouf.

Friday, January 10, 2014

Bushido Blade

Slashin' Throats and Buyin' Boats

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Magic 2014

The oldest game in the world gets another (good) installation.

A news post

I've recently been inspired by that same French excellence to make more news posts.  After all, this blog kind of appeared from the mist and started generating reviews of mostly obscure games.  Because the world needs another video game review site, right?

Well, first for our purpose.  We're mostly going to be writing video game reviews, but not with the end goal of becoming the new Gamespot.  No sir, we live to entertain.  Our reviews may be less professional, or perhaps more professional depending on where you normally get your reviews, but they'll always be a pleasure to read.  A reaaaal pleasure. You've probably noticed that GZ doesn't put any sort of summary and I just tell you whether or not to wait for a price drop.  We believe that, while numbers can be useful in day to day life, the current state of game reviews is such that almost every game is between 70 and 80, and that's stupid and not useful.  Thus we shy away from that system and instead explain games in our own zany way.  It's not so much a matter of breaking the mold as it is having a reason to exist.

We'll also, eventually, be writing "articles" such as this one.  Think of them as things we make when we want to write something but don't have anything to review.  I keep comparing and contrasting Goblin Axis with Cracked to GZ, so I'll do it again here.  The articles will be random crap we spew out much like Cracked does.  Enjoy spew.  I really can't say for certain what to expect.  At the moment the idea of writing a short story about some arbitrary topic seems asinine but all it takes is a sharp wit to make it asiten.

And finally, flashes.  We'll make them.   Maybe.  There's a program called Anime Studio which sounds like it's designed to make terrible Naruto fan fiction.  It kind of is.  It's also a fully functional swf-making program though, so look forward to the day I finally decide to try it out and see if it's worth buying.  If not our only other choice that I know of would be to get Flash from Adobe, which...no.  I'm not going to do that.  The dollars, they are too numerous.  Don't expect them to be great, but if my past tells me anything it's that they'll be charming in their own way.  Are you familiar with the concept of wabi sabi, the Japanese term that means flaws that add character to something?  Well our flashes are going to have such unrelenting quantities of wabi sabi that you may throw up.

GA is still a work in progress but we actually have a good deal of experience with this kind of thing.  Why, our previous site was so terrible that we vowed never to fill the internet with such crapulence ever again.  That's good news for you, the consumer.  Expect things to get better and better with each passing second until eventually we hit critical smile mass and then something happens.  But really what I mean is expect the site to evolve until we're satisfied.  The layout may change but the content will continue to be us writing words that we make into things people want to read.   Also terrible cartoons.

This post feels like it's a rambling, incoherent mess, but it's 3 AM.  I'm tired enough that I'm just kind of typing whatever the voice in my head says, but I'm lucid enough to know to make this disclaimer.  Lucky you.  And with that, I sleep.

Rockin' Kats

Willy the Cat has the Fist of the North Star

Monday, January 6, 2014

Skyward Collapse

Collapse in a skyward fashion with Skyward Collapse.

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Hammerwatch

The game with a heart of gold and a severe fun deficit.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Rodney's Wonder Window

A artistic stylings of Rodney A. Greenblat

Valdis Story: Abyssal City

I've never met a Castleroid I didn't like.

Awesome Possum

He's found my control panel!

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Legend of Grimrock

Updating dungeon crawlers for the 21st century

Risk Of Rain

They will surely feast on your flesh.