Sunday, March 29, 2015
Friday, March 27, 2015
Weekly Wampa or whatever
As you can see, I decided to stop reviewing that Humble Bundle, mainly because every game in it was mediocre at best save for like two. But don't fret, imaginary reader, because I've got something else in store. I bought last week's bundle - or rather, I paid 2 dollars for it and got half of it - and it turns out two of the games that were inside are actually really, really good. The other one, not so much. I think I'll review the good two in the next couple of days, which is unusual because I don't think I've ever posted updates for more than about a month in a row before.
I also bought the Humble Bundle proper, but since they're android games I may or may not bother. But if they turn out to be great, why not, right?
RIGHT?
I also bought the Humble Bundle proper, but since they're android games I may or may not bother. But if they turn out to be great, why not, right?
RIGHT?
Monday, March 2, 2015
Saturday, February 28, 2015
Friday, February 27, 2015
Monday, February 16, 2015
GravZom's Steamblast
I'm doing the same thing what's-his-face did: mini-reviews of my entire Steam library.
Sunday, January 25, 2015
Sunday, November 9, 2014
Monday, April 14, 2014
Well look at me slapping my head lke the Spatula City guy
I almost forgot to tell you how I entertain myself when I'm blocking out raving maniacs on the train
All the news that's fit to be on Goblin Axis
Alright, so here's what's goin' on in the video gaming world of your friend and mine, Gravity Zombie:
Sunday, April 13, 2014
CHANGE OF FORMAT
Howdy and good evening Goblinaxians.
So, under the (extremely) optimistic assumption that there were, at one point, people reading the reviews we've posted here, I am today announcing that we're going to do a change of format on account of not wanting to put as much effort into writing reviews as we had been. Please hold WHAT EFFORT WHAT SEXY DRESS jokes until the end of the post.
The thing about writing reviews that we're personally happy with (I shy from saying "proud of" because that's a pretty strong phrasing, but you get me) is that they actually require a modicum of effort. The problem with that being that Sly Ghost and I are lazy bastards with aspirations of greatness and delusions of grandeur.
If you have, for some reason, been regularly checking the site, you'll notice we haven't had a post in almost two months. Two GOD DAMNED months. Obviously this is a hobby blog: something we do in addition to our day to day lives of going to work and eating processed cheese and filling our mattresses with money to see how it feels to sleep like a millionaire and finding out it's not that great. But that said, I was basically blowing entire nights on doing these reviews, mainly due to having to actually play through video games I've picked out because they look interesting, but don't wand to grind through for hours on end to get a decent enough feel of the thing to do a review. That, and it's of course a lot harder to enjoy gameplay when you're taking down mental and/or physical notes for things you want to talk about in the review and generally treating a recreational activity like legitimate reportage. I dunno if you've ever heard Mark talk about doing work on Classic Game Room, but as I understand it he's basically grinding out games constantly. That's to say nothing about how he's shooting and editing a video (Two, actually, now that he's doing the promos on YouTube and the actual reviews on DailyMotion).
Of course, the difference here is that CGR is a source of income with an office and stuff, and Goblin Axis was a project my friend and I did when we were bored this past winter.
I now want to take a moment to apologize for the previous two paragraphs. It sounds like I'm bitching over the laborious process of reviewing video games, and that's not really what I'm trying to convey at all. It actually is fun when everything comes together, even if "everything" is just a thousand words and four pictures with hi-larious captions. I guess I'm just trying to come up with an excuse for why we haven't done a thing since February. Well, there's the excuse for ya: it takes a few hours to do a review and we said "I don't wanna do that tonight" for 60 nights in a row, give or take. We're lazy.
It was nice to have a place to write every once in a while, though, so we decided to do a bit of a revival of Goblin Axis. The main difference is that we're turning down our responsibility meters considerably and changing the format to more of a standard blog, where we basically just crack our skulls open and pour our juicy brain drippings all over the internet, no matter how pointless they may be. You may think this is self-indulgent bullshit, and in a way, you're right. In another way, however, you are right but there's nothing you can do about it. Maybe we'll go back to the old review format from time to time, but for now just expect a bunch of "rambling thoughts" style posts. You know, like a journal. After all, Blog is short for Weblogjournal.
As an aside, we'll probably keep the theme of the site to video games, because they're quite popular with the kids on the internet these days. Also, they're easy to write about and will keep this already obscure site from becoming a complete dumping ground of random shit. Ideally.
So, under the (extremely) optimistic assumption that there were, at one point, people reading the reviews we've posted here, I am today announcing that we're going to do a change of format on account of not wanting to put as much effort into writing reviews as we had been. Please hold WHAT EFFORT WHAT SEXY DRESS jokes until the end of the post.
The thing about writing reviews that we're personally happy with (I shy from saying "proud of" because that's a pretty strong phrasing, but you get me) is that they actually require a modicum of effort. The problem with that being that Sly Ghost and I are lazy bastards with aspirations of greatness and delusions of grandeur.
If you have, for some reason, been regularly checking the site, you'll notice we haven't had a post in almost two months. Two GOD DAMNED months. Obviously this is a hobby blog: something we do in addition to our day to day lives of going to work and eating processed cheese and filling our mattresses with money to see how it feels to sleep like a millionaire and finding out it's not that great. But that said, I was basically blowing entire nights on doing these reviews, mainly due to having to actually play through video games I've picked out because they look interesting, but don't wand to grind through for hours on end to get a decent enough feel of the thing to do a review. That, and it's of course a lot harder to enjoy gameplay when you're taking down mental and/or physical notes for things you want to talk about in the review and generally treating a recreational activity like legitimate reportage. I dunno if you've ever heard Mark talk about doing work on Classic Game Room, but as I understand it he's basically grinding out games constantly. That's to say nothing about how he's shooting and editing a video (Two, actually, now that he's doing the promos on YouTube and the actual reviews on DailyMotion).
Of course, the difference here is that CGR is a source of income with an office and stuff, and Goblin Axis was a project my friend and I did when we were bored this past winter.
I now want to take a moment to apologize for the previous two paragraphs. It sounds like I'm bitching over the laborious process of reviewing video games, and that's not really what I'm trying to convey at all. It actually is fun when everything comes together, even if "everything" is just a thousand words and four pictures with hi-larious captions. I guess I'm just trying to come up with an excuse for why we haven't done a thing since February. Well, there's the excuse for ya: it takes a few hours to do a review and we said "I don't wanna do that tonight" for 60 nights in a row, give or take. We're lazy.
It was nice to have a place to write every once in a while, though, so we decided to do a bit of a revival of Goblin Axis. The main difference is that we're turning down our responsibility meters considerably and changing the format to more of a standard blog, where we basically just crack our skulls open and pour our juicy brain drippings all over the internet, no matter how pointless they may be. You may think this is self-indulgent bullshit, and in a way, you're right. In another way, however, you are right but there's nothing you can do about it. Maybe we'll go back to the old review format from time to time, but for now just expect a bunch of "rambling thoughts" style posts. You know, like a journal. After all, Blog is short for Weblogjournal.
As an aside, we'll probably keep the theme of the site to video games, because they're quite popular with the kids on the internet these days. Also, they're easy to write about and will keep this already obscure site from becoming a complete dumping ground of random shit. Ideally.
Saturday, February 1, 2014
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Wednesday, January 22, 2014
Who wants an update?
Howdy folks. If you read my Socket review you'll know that I was flying across the country recently. Gravity Zombie has basically been working 30 hours a day for some reason but he assures me that's over now. The content will flow.
I'm in the middle of playing the hell out of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and definitely plan on reviewing it. I want to finish the game before I do, though, because there are some major gripes I have that may or may not be assuaged in some sort of New Game+ mode or something. I'll try to get it finished in the next couple days. Even if I don't I'll go ahead and review something today or tomorrow anyway.
Until then, buy MGR. Even if the flaws come to pass it's still one of the best games I've played in several years. I enjoy a slice.
I'm in the middle of playing the hell out of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and definitely plan on reviewing it. I want to finish the game before I do, though, because there are some major gripes I have that may or may not be assuaged in some sort of New Game+ mode or something. I'll try to get it finished in the next couple days. Even if I don't I'll go ahead and review something today or tomorrow anyway.
Until then, buy MGR. Even if the flaws come to pass it's still one of the best games I've played in several years. I enjoy a slice.
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