Hello, I am Gravity Zombie. It is my birth name and I hate it, but one must honor thy mother and father.
I will be the other contributor here at Goblin Axis. I'm not entirely sure as to what I'll exactly be contributing, but I'm sure it'll have some pictures to make it less boring. Now, let's take some questions.
WHO ARE YOU?
I'm Gravity Zombie.
WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?
I come from the website Goblin Axis.
WHADDAYOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
Write articles for Goblin Axis.
I hope this Q/A session has been informative for you. I realize there's a kind of obnoxious redundancy in having two back-to-back posts saying, in so many words, "This site's gonna have so much great stuff, I mean it doesn't yet but it's gonna you just wait and see," but I... can't answer that sentence with anything that'll really assuage your rage.
What I can do is make educated guesses as to what you can expect to see here. Without giving any deep dark secrets away, I can tell you that Goblin Axis is a partial resurrection of a humor/variety site you've never heard of. It ran for a few years in the mid-2000s, died tragically, and left its contributors with a steaming pile of nostalgic puke. From that puke arises the fumes that fuel Goblin Axis, which will tantalize you the same way the original site did.
I can guarantee there's going to be some video game related stuff here. We, like the rest of the internet, are fat greasy nerds who have fully formed opinions on what decade it is and whether or not there is time for Klax. So maybe that'll be interesting to you.
But maybe it won't, and then you'll have to deal with more typical musey-bloggy kind of posts. You know the ones. You hate them. They may be on here regardless.
And finally, for the illiterates out there, we may once again return to the treats that made GA's predecessor famous1, flash animations. I use the term animation loosely, and actually you may even have to read some stuff, but they may entertain you if your brain has been turned to ooze like ours.
Just like the rest of the crap we're going to have on here. See ya later, pals.
1 Not really.↩
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