Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Monday, December 30, 2013
The Introduction of Gravity Zombie
Hello, I am Gravity Zombie. It is my birth name and I hate it, but one must honor thy mother and father.
I will be the other contributor here at Goblin Axis. I'm not entirely sure as to what I'll exactly be contributing, but I'm sure it'll have some pictures to make it less boring. Now, let's take some questions.
WHO ARE YOU?
I'm Gravity Zombie.
WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?
I come from the website Goblin Axis.
WHADDAYOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
Write articles for Goblin Axis.
I hope this Q/A session has been informative for you. I realize there's a kind of obnoxious redundancy in having two back-to-back posts saying, in so many words, "This site's gonna have so much great stuff, I mean it doesn't yet but it's gonna you just wait and see," but I... can't answer that sentence with anything that'll really assuage your rage.
What I can do is make educated guesses as to what you can expect to see here. Without giving any deep dark secrets away, I can tell you that Goblin Axis is a partial resurrection of a humor/variety site you've never heard of. It ran for a few years in the mid-2000s, died tragically, and left its contributors with a steaming pile of nostalgic puke. From that puke arises the fumes that fuel Goblin Axis, which will tantalize you the same way the original site did.
I can guarantee there's going to be some video game related stuff here. We, like the rest of the internet, are fat greasy nerds who have fully formed opinions on what decade it is and whether or not there is time for Klax. So maybe that'll be interesting to you.
But maybe it won't, and then you'll have to deal with more typical musey-bloggy kind of posts. You know the ones. You hate them. They may be on here regardless.
And finally, for the illiterates out there, we may once again return to the treats that made GA's predecessor famous1, flash animations. I use the term animation loosely, and actually you may even have to read some stuff, but they may entertain you if your brain has been turned to ooze like ours.
Just like the rest of the crap we're going to have on here. See ya later, pals.
1 Not really.↩
I will be the other contributor here at Goblin Axis. I'm not entirely sure as to what I'll exactly be contributing, but I'm sure it'll have some pictures to make it less boring. Now, let's take some questions.
WHO ARE YOU?
I'm Gravity Zombie.
WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?
I come from the website Goblin Axis.
WHADDAYOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
Write articles for Goblin Axis.
I hope this Q/A session has been informative for you. I realize there's a kind of obnoxious redundancy in having two back-to-back posts saying, in so many words, "This site's gonna have so much great stuff, I mean it doesn't yet but it's gonna you just wait and see," but I... can't answer that sentence with anything that'll really assuage your rage.
What I can do is make educated guesses as to what you can expect to see here. Without giving any deep dark secrets away, I can tell you that Goblin Axis is a partial resurrection of a humor/variety site you've never heard of. It ran for a few years in the mid-2000s, died tragically, and left its contributors with a steaming pile of nostalgic puke. From that puke arises the fumes that fuel Goblin Axis, which will tantalize you the same way the original site did.
I can guarantee there's going to be some video game related stuff here. We, like the rest of the internet, are fat greasy nerds who have fully formed opinions on what decade it is and whether or not there is time for Klax. So maybe that'll be interesting to you.
But maybe it won't, and then you'll have to deal with more typical musey-bloggy kind of posts. You know the ones. You hate them. They may be on here regardless.
And finally, for the illiterates out there, we may once again return to the treats that made GA's predecessor famous1, flash animations. I use the term animation loosely, and actually you may even have to read some stuff, but they may entertain you if your brain has been turned to ooze like ours.
Just like the rest of the crap we're going to have on here. See ya later, pals.
1 Not really.↩
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Saturday, December 28, 2013
How did you get so sly, they ask me
I'll never tell them. But I will tell them all about our nice new site.
The name is Goblin Axis. It's entirely arbitrary. Neither of us are goblins, or write about goblins, or really even like goblins all that much. The purpose of the site is essentially a dumping ground for anything the two of us (more on that later) feel like making. It's going to be almost entirely articles we write, but don't be surprised if you see something like an animation, music, a shack made out of taped-together straws, whatever. We will focus on video game reviews though, because they're easy, fun, and do the world a service, albeit a minor one. Don't worry, we'll have a navbar to filter out all the other crap.
I am Sly Ghost. Again, arbitrary. I'm not a ghost and I don't really consider myself sly. It's a nice name though. Makes you feel like you're reading things written by the spirit of a card sharp or something. You know, like I'm shuffling a deck using my mind powers while also reviewing video games. No? Well whatever. I like it anyway.
Gravity Zombie will introduce himself forthwith. He's the second member of the GA crew. He is also the only other member at the moment. Only the best get a non-paying job here at the Axis.
As for who we actually are, well, that's a big mystery. Can you solve it? Probably. We're not hiding, we just like pseudonyms. Until then, enjoy yourself as SG and GZ build GA's legacy.
The name is Goblin Axis. It's entirely arbitrary. Neither of us are goblins, or write about goblins, or really even like goblins all that much. The purpose of the site is essentially a dumping ground for anything the two of us (more on that later) feel like making. It's going to be almost entirely articles we write, but don't be surprised if you see something like an animation, music, a shack made out of taped-together straws, whatever. We will focus on video game reviews though, because they're easy, fun, and do the world a service, albeit a minor one. Don't worry, we'll have a navbar to filter out all the other crap.
I am Sly Ghost. Again, arbitrary. I'm not a ghost and I don't really consider myself sly. It's a nice name though. Makes you feel like you're reading things written by the spirit of a card sharp or something. You know, like I'm shuffling a deck using my mind powers while also reviewing video games. No? Well whatever. I like it anyway.
Gravity Zombie will introduce himself forthwith. He's the second member of the GA crew. He is also the only other member at the moment. Only the best get a non-paying job here at the Axis.
As for who we actually are, well, that's a big mystery. Can you solve it? Probably. We're not hiding, we just like pseudonyms. Until then, enjoy yourself as SG and GZ build GA's legacy.
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